(via newjerseykannushi)
“Look to thy faith. Now look to Taoism. Thy faith is not Taoism, but if thou ignorest the teachings of the Dark Lord Byakuren, thou couldst become immortal like me!
Looketh to thy feet. Wherefore art thou? Here, to witness the resurrection of the prince! Looketh to him. Back to me. Who is he? The saint Shoutoko, able to listen to all ten of thy desires. Look. The saint is now a young girl!
Anything is possible when thou practiceth the way of Tao and forsake wretched Buddhism.
I’m on a boat!”
