slam bam taoist trio headcanons

  • miko and futo have a sort of mother-daughter relationship; miko tends to try and protect futo all the time, and futo doesnt really care. they are very close, however. they call each other “futo-chan” and “toyosatomimi-sama”/“miko-sama”
  • tojiko and futo have a strained friendship. futo tends to annoy and anger tojiko, and tojiko annoys futo with how distant and irritable she is. they call each other “mononobe” and “tojiko-san”
  • tojiko and miko are very close friends, bordering on a relationship. tojiko still can get annoyed at miko sometimes, but tries to tolerate her. miko tries to make tojiko less irritable. they refer to each other as “miko-san” and “tojiko” (aw man first name basis holy crap)
  • tojiko is the tallest of the three, then miko, then futo. futo is tiny. it is adorable. tojiko is the most busty of the three, then futo, then miko (miko is v irritated by this). there really is no “most mature” of the three, as it kind of rotated between them. most days, though, its miko
  • tojiko can float through walls (this annoys seiga as it makes her ability worthless basically).
  • miko made the cape herself.
  • futo is the best cook of the three, and is really good at making good-looking dishes since shes obsessed with feng shui and all.

idk why i made that i just kinda felt like it

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“ Touhou hentai downgraded to kawaii moe in one page.
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Touhou hentai downgraded to kawaii moe in one page.

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xanadoesthings:
“ Housewife Tojiko is very moe. Don’t resist Futo-chan.
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xanadoesthings:

Housewife Tojiko is very moe.  Don’t resist Futo-chan.

xanadoesthings:

“Look to thy faith. Now look to Taoism. Thy faith is not Taoism, but if thou ignorest the teachings of the Dark Lord Byakuren, thou couldst become immortal like me!

Looketh to thy feet. Wherefore art thou? Here, to witness the resurrection of the prince! Looketh to him. Back to me. Who is he? The saint Shoutoko, able to listen to all ten of thy desires. Look. The saint is now a young girl!

Anything is possible when thou practiceth the way of Tao and forsake wretched Buddhism.

I’m on a boat!”

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they’re just all so cute

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they’re just all so cute